10. "I promised Billy if he broke the world record (18' 5") that I'd go out with him...so I have to break our date." (Suzanne Levy -- after which Scotty finally got the hint.)
9. "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" (Joe Booth, on falling from the rafters in Moody Coliseum.)
8. "You are a homo-cocual" (Radar, repeated on most days, outside the Bean.)
7. “Oh sure, there will be plenty of snow.” (David Johnson and John Muns, Pre-Galaxy Ski-Trip 2001)
6. "...and rather than to create a scene, we moved..." (Woodrow Wilson, on his neighbors throwing trash in his yard.)
5. "The silence in sensitivity to tragedy." (Carl Cates "Who's Who" write-up)
4. “Yes, I am dating you exclusively Talisa…(long pause)...um, I mean Becky”. (Butch Hendrix, on his many indecisive college moments.)
3. “I think we should pledge Galaxy…because we will get better jobs when after graduations.” (Jim Agan, at the “Zeros” pre-pledge gathering in Smith-Adams.)
2. "I had boils as big as this watch." (Woodrow Wilson, on his comparisons between his and Job's lives)
1. "May your children be loud" (The Curse of Lu Lu Fulks)
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