10. I’m addicted to porn.
9. Brother Jacob, thy third wife is pissing on my asparagus crop again.
8. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical, aquatic ceremony.
7. Brother Leroy, thy idea of celebrating Kwanzaa instead of the day of our lord of us latter-day saint-types is an excellent one.
6. Yes, bartender, I’ll have another screaming orgasm.
5. Donnie, get-eth off-eth thy sister Marie.
4. Brother Enos, I wish I could quit you.
3. Attention fellow Tabernacle Choir members, turn in your hymnal to #532: “Highway to Hell”, by brothers AC & DC.
2. Brother Cates, why don’t thy ride with me…of course thy do know we have never been the best of friends.
1. Taketh thy whole golden horseshoe philosophy and shoveth it up-eth your ass-eth.
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