What a transition! Biggs goes from planning a 4 1/2 hour ski trip and then after well earned abuse ( calling him a weenie, asking if his husband ski's) he mans up and plans a real ski trip...and then what do we get? COMPLAINTS!! Over a ONE HOUR wait, no less. Well, I forgive you, and in the spirit of reconciliation, I would like to submit some ideas on how to best spend your spare moments at the airport>
1. Buy a new piece of luggage at the sundries shop and leave it unattended to see how many flights you can delay.
2. Sell chiclets to all the arriving passengers.
3. Pass out "Mormonism is a Cult" religious tracts.
4. Walk up to all the cute chicks and say, "Hi, I'm Bode Miller".
5. Hold the first annual "Chic Owens Latter Day Saints Ping Pong Tournament" in the Delta Medallion room.
I would go on, but I think these five should keep you busy enough. Got to go to Class!!!...Rollo out.
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i'll probably just start drinking at the Ye Olde Osmonds Tavern.
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