Topic #1 (to be debated at the Moody Cabin): "Worst Songs Ever Recorded"

10. Kung Fu Fighting (Carl Douglas)

9. Any Song Recorded by Abba (Abba)

8. Afternoon Delight (Starland Vocal Band)

7. Midnight at the Oasis (Maria Muldaur)

6. The Night Chicago Died (Purple Lace)

5. Having My Baby (Paul Anka)

4. I Am Woman (Helen Reddy)

3. Muskrat Love (Captain and Tenille -- originally recorded by America)

2. Billy Don't Be a Hero (Terry Donaldson and the Haywoods)

1. Seasons in the Sun (Terry Jacks)

AIRPORT WAIT

What a transition! Biggs goes from planning a 4 1/2 hour ski trip and then after well earned abuse ( calling him a weenie, asking if his husband ski's) he mans up and plans a real ski trip...and then what do we get? COMPLAINTS!! Over a ONE HOUR wait, no less. Well, I forgive you, and in the spirit of reconciliation, I would like to submit some ideas on how to best spend your spare moments at the airport>

1. Buy a new piece of luggage at the sundries shop and leave it unattended to see how many flights you can delay.

2. Sell chiclets to all the arriving passengers.

3. Pass out "Mormonism is a Cult" religious tracts.

4. Walk up to all the cute chicks and say, "Hi, I'm Bode Miller".

5. Hold the first annual "Chic Owens Latter Day Saints Ping Pong Tournament" in the Delta Medallion room.

I would go on, but I think these five should keep you busy enough. Got to go to Class!!!...Rollo out.

how to spend 60 minutes in slc

due to a most unfortunate scheduling, it seems greg, moses and i will have to wait ONE HOUR for dale and scottie and their so-called "jet" "blue" aircraft to land at the salt lake airport.

inconceivable!

so, how should we spend the one hour of waiting time in the airport?

1. engage in an open and frank discussion at how much we would bill for that hour. moses and i decide to go to law school.
2. rent skis from alamo.
3. sbarro.
4. attempt to navigate the rigorous liquor application process
5. collect calls to t dan greer
6. loud and exaggerated ski stretching exercises in baggage claim (a little something for the ladies . . . )

let us ski

this will be a smile.

may this blog allow for robust dialogue, professional counsel, exercise tips, witty repartee, and the occasional reference to lew fulks as we march toward the glorious arrival of february 1, the day of our deliverance onto a mountain in utah.

blog on, brethren.